Hey Thrill Seekers,
Its rare that all the Florida theme parks see eye to eye on anything, however today is that day. As of the 1st April 2015 child ticket qualifications have altered from covering 3-9 year olds to covering children aged just 3-5 years.
Research carried out by the Institute of the Federation Of Observational Length has categorically confirmed that human development over the last 50 years has meant that our children are now the tallest they’ve ever been.
Representatives of all the major theme parks have confirmed that the majority of 6 year olds can now ride almost every attraction that a full grown adult can.
Prof. Michael Ouse of the University of London stated;
When Man evolved from the Monkey he was hunched over and relatively small, he couldn’t have even ridden on Its a Small World, but fast forward a few thousand years and Man has become a lot more upright and as a result we are seeing the tallest Homo Sapiens history has ever seen.
The changes to Child tickets will take effect immediately and will apply to tickets and orders already made.
Parks representative, Stephen Hightower said;
Child tickets were first established in 1985 and since then we haven’t amended them at all. However the new findings have confirmed to us that Children have grown. The difference between a child in 1985 and 2015 is massive.
Stephen continued;
We believe that customers will understand the need to keep with the times and we don’t see an issue in classing a 6 year old as an adult when in comes to attractions.
Orlando Attraction Tickets customers need to contact our Facebook team asap to arrange for new tickets to be created. If you have a 6 year old who you believe could pass as 5 let us know.
Smiles included…
Jamie