Hey Thrill Seekers,
In a move set to “enhance guest flow and optimise ride access”, Orlando Attraction Tickets has announced the launch of a brand-new system the Express Queue Queue.
Yes, you read that right.
Designed to manage increasing demand for Express Pass access, the new initiative will introduce a dedicated queue before the Express queue, ensuring a “fair and structured experience” for all guests.
🎟️ What Is the Express Queue Queue?
The Express Queue Queue (EQQ) will act as a pre-line staging area for guests holding Express/Quick/Lightening Passes.
Instead of heading straight into the Express lane, guests will now:
- Join the Express Queue Queue
- Wait to be “released” into the Express line
- Then proceed to enjoy their reduced wait time
The system has been described as “a necessary evolution of queue management in high-demand environments.”
🤔 Why Is This Being Introduced?
With Express Passes becoming increasingly popular, some attractions have seen unprecedented congestion in Express lanes.
A spokesperson for EQQ explained:
“We noticed Express queues were becoming… queues. This solution ensures our Express experience remains express after the queue queue.”
⏱️ How Long Will You Wait?
Dr Que an expert in human migration, has confirmed that wait times in the Express Queue Queue will be:
- “Significantly shorter than the regular queue”
- “Slightly longer than you’d expect”
- “Part of the adventure, yeah that’s it… part of the adventure?”
Premium guests staying at select hotels will also receive “Express Queue Queue Priority Access”, allowing them early access to join a queue for the queue queue.
📱 New App Feature: Queue Tracking
To support the rollout, the all theme park apps will introduce a new feature allowing guests to:
- Monitor their position in the Express Queue Queue while standing in the queue queue
- Receive notifications when it’s time to move forward in the queue queue
- Enrol in a premium product that confirms if you are queuing too hard
- Unlock achievements such as “Queue Survivor” and “Line Leader”
🎢 Which Rides Will Use the System?
The Express Queue Queue will initially be trialled on popular attractions including:
- Hagrids
- Jurassic World VelociCoaster
- Guardian of the Galaxy
- Mako
- All kid rides
Additional rides may adopt the system “depending on guest enthusiasm.”
💬 Guest Reactions
Early reactions have been… mostly positive.
Some guests have praised the innovation:
“It’s nice to have a queue for my queue. It really helps me prepare mentally.”
Others remain unsure:
“I wish I’d known about the queue queue before I purchased the ticket to help me skip the queue”
🎯 What This Means for Your Visit
While the Express Queue Queue may sound unusual, scientists insist it’s all part of delivering a smoother, more organised park experience.
Guests are encouraged to:
- Arrive early
- Stay hydrated
- Train for at least 6 months, 3 times a week standing for up to 2 hours
- Wear spandex
- Stretch before entering any queue-related environment
👀 Final Thoughts
As theme parks continue to evolve, so too do their queues, we ask all OAT customers to open their minds and purchase the new express queue queue immediately.
Express Queue Queue is exclusive to Orlando Attraction Tickets any product of a similar nature is a fake, only use the EQQ patented system.
Happy queue queuing,
Jamie
